Big butts are totally in… right?
Kim Kardashian, Meghan Trainor, and Niki Minaj love flaunting their large rear ends all over the pop culture scene. Therefore, now more than ever, those of us with a little junk in the trunk are being encouraged to flaunt it for all it is worth. From twerking to shaking, those with a little curve seem to be in.
However, as those of us with big behinds know, it isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Our bottoms are fantastic, but can also be a huge pain.
Here are 10 problems only girls with big butts will understand!
1. Forget Jeans
If they make it over the bottom, you end up with a huge gap around the waist that no belt can fix. Forget about trying on a smaller size!
2. Skirt and Dress Problems
All those cute dresses and skirts your less endowed co-workers can pull off are extremely short and inappropriate on you. Big bottom equals short skirt and dress in the back.
3. No Table Gap Big Enough
Squeezing between tables or down movie theater aisles is impossible. Give it a try and your bottom will knock over glasses or invade personal space.
4. The Seat Problem
Barstools, park benches, and even carnival rides are not made for those with large rear ends. Booty spillage is a big problem — and forget trying to sit on someone’s lap.
5. You Sometimes Show a Little Crack
Pants are not made for large bottoms, thus we tend to show a bit of crack sometimes. There is nothing we can do about it, so we should just embrace it.
6. People Assume You’ve Got Moves
Many people will assume those with big booties have the moves that go along with them. However, not all of us can twerk like the pros.
7. Forget Baggy Boyfriend Jeans
Trying to pull off the fashionable baggy boyfriend jeans leaves one looking huge or homeless. Neither of those are good looks for anyone.
8. Wedgie Central
Any underwear from thongs to briefs will end up stuck where the sun don’t shine. There is no avoiding it.
9. Running Shorts No More
Any running shorts are near impossible to wear, unless one likes how they ride up with every stride. Looks like we are forever stuck running in cropped leggings!
10. Bikini Woes
Finding a cute bikini is impossible. Standard sizes almost never work. Also, there are the bottoms that barely contain your derrière, or the ever enjoyable granny options.
Yes, having a big bottom is not always enjoyable, but there will always be that one song that picks us up when we are down.
Share your big butt problems in the comments!
(h/t: Women’s Health)